1.How old will you be in five years?
26

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Miranda

3. How tall are you?
5'9"

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Another 6 weeks of love with my GF!

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Scrubs eh its a show but I like it more than movies.

6. Who was the last person you called?
Theresa

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Uh. Leaah. December 12th

8. What was the last text message you received?
Bill Payment Reminder

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Me.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text!

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Left 4 Dead

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
HA HA HA!!! Divorced... If you could say they were ever married at all.

13. When did you last see your mom?
A week ago

14. What color are your eyes?
Golden Brown

15. What time did you wake up today?
12:45

16. What are you wearing right now?
Boxers with words on them they are blue and yellow with red words, also I am wearing torn black jeans, A "power up" Mario shirt and a black hoodie... Oh YEAH! Also my bracelet I got from Miranda.

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Oh Yes... Speaking of... God damn COUNTRY! That genre has destroyed my wonderful Christmas music.

18. Where is your favourite place to be?
Alive.

19. Where is your least favourite place to be?
My least favorite place? I don't have a least favorite place. The people I am with defines whether or not I want to be there.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Washington D.C. with "fireworks" for fourth of July.

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Question is: Do you have the stones to survive the coming disasters?

22. Do you tan or burn?
I turn into chocolate.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Myself. Damn that spirit whom follows me.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
The joke that I just said about AJ's penis.

25. Do you have an e-crush on anyone on DA? Why?
Andrew... That's right. I would lay me down and fuck me silly.

26. How big is your bed?
Big enough for 3+ as in if you want to join bring 3 black shirts, 3 black pants, 3 pairs of black socks, your own bedroll, and 300 dollars of burial money.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Without. Weren't you paying attention to question number 25? I have to sleep naked. Otherwise I would be cheating on me and my GF... HA HA WTF am I talking about?

29. What color are your sheets?
Black? I dunno I only see the ceiling. YAY for being on BOTTOM!

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Enough to kill you and store you in all of them.

31. What is your favourite season?
Summer. I like the warmth. I am like a reptile. As in I will poison you and drain you of all your fluids. Fucking Insects.

32. What is the best way to waste time on DA?
IT is all WASTING TIME!

33. What do you like about winter?
Miranda's Birthday, Other than that nothing too much too many bad memories.

34. What do you like about the summer?
I love the warmth. Like I said.

35. What do you like about spring?
It bounces. Like her chest. *stares*

36. How many countries have you lived in?
Well what are we counting here? Are we talking about my body? What is in my body? My Spirit?

37. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
More than you can count so.... 6

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet.

39. Are you a social person?
Oh yes. I talk to myselves all the time!

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Shit Sandwitch. Dangerous beasts. Let me tell you. Never fuck with a Shit Sand Witch there dirty... HAHA!

41. What is your favourite restaurant?
Olive Garden.

42. What is your favourite kind of ice cream?
If I liked Ice Cream It would be I Scream.

43. What is your favourite dessert?
Vagina.

44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
None. Wait I lied... Ramen. OMFG RAMEN IS GOD!

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Happy China and HO HO's thats it.

47. Do you like coffee?
That depends are you more intelligent than a block of ice? What ever you say it is the opposite because that is the real answer to the question I asked.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
8-16

49. What do you drink in the morning?
M1lk.

50. What is your favourite gallery on DA?
FUCK YOU ALL. DA Is for fags and women. HA Which Am I?

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
The opposite of AMO.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
That depends. Do you have money?

53. Do you like to cuddle?
OODLES!

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
WTF is Canada? is that the loft apartment above America?

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What? No? *smokes a cigarette, drinks a beer, fuck 3 hookers, and snorts a line of coke off a jewish persons nose.*

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I eat out at home pretty often.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Well you're still around. Watch the sixth sense if you didn't get that.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes. Also Might I add she is one of the hottest girls I have ever met. Same year as well.

59. Do you want kids?
As many as she will allow.

60. Do you speak any other languages?
4, I speak english, tongues, moron, and Black.

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
*eyes turn bright red and fire burns in them* You don;t want to know the stories.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
HA HA! Yes.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window seat.

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Want to know? Send Pherrin a message she can tell you!

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Ingredients.

67. Do you wear any jewelry?
Besides my 9, 1 inch wide cock rings and 3 inch long barbell sticking out of the tip? yes.

68. What is/are your favourite TV show/s?
Scrubs and others.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
What can't I do with my tounge? I have a question for you can you fork your tounge? I can.

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
God. For all the pain he puts people through. I mean look at the blacks, jews, native americans, and christians. That is some funny shit.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I love stuffed animals.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Suck my dick bitch by Go FUCK YOURSELF!

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were a baby?
Yes I still have my crotch cradle. When I was born my dick reached the bottom of me feet. Wear it to this day. Let's just say puberty sucked!

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My Scars. On My body.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
HAHA! I don't brush I do the natural thing. I use fiberous materials and chew them to get rid of plaque

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. I have to keep AMO and Matt in the closet.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Swarm of Bees.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
Oh god yes. But it is all friendly, accept with miranda. Then again is sucking on nipples flirting or foreplay?

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ranch.

80. What is your favorite food?
Food is food.

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
No.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Call the littleton municipal court and ask about Andrew they'll know who you're talking about.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
I eat beans every day thank you!

84. What is your usual bedtime?
4 or 5 am - 2 pm

85. What was the last book you read?
Chaos, Coincidences and all that math jazz

86. Do you read the newspaper?
I read all forms of information.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes. I would tell you but it is illegal in 122 countries.

88. Do you like the new DA?
District Attorney? Nah he's an asshole.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
I watch Soap. And I watch operas... but operas about soap? thats silly.

90. Do you dance in the car?
YES!

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
93.3 The Adventure

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Miranda. The frame of my heart.

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A diagram describing to miranda how age progresses from year to year.

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Arabian Sandalwood

95. What is your favorite board game?
Yes.

96. Which DA people have you had dreams about?
Andrew and Miranda, and all of you actually yay prophetic dreams!

97. When was the last time you attended church?
About 1 1/2 months ago. I like to keep up on the new bullshit stories.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Weissman.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
1 week.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Miranda made me breakfast in bed this morning. Oh and that things she does with her mouth and hand OMFG.

-The Leader Of Lost Souls